i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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