Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
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He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
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she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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