Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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