spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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