You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
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I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
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I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
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