You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I think I just saw someone hide a body.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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