I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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