There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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