Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
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