Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
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