can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
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You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
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I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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