Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
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He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
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SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
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