She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
how drunk are you?
Several
My vagina is very pro this idea
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
Randomize