I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
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Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
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i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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