so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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