I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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