you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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