Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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