: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
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