I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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