I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
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Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
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Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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