Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
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