Three words: puerto rican gang bang
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
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