Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
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