We're facebook friends in real life
Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
I need you to do me a favor and hide my sword from me tonight. I'm planning on drinking my weight in vodka and I don't trust myself enough to not run through campus screaming "I AM SPARTA!" You'll be saving me a mugshot as well as saving some innocent girls from tears.
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
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