he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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