Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
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He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
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Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
Someone signed my nipple.
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
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