I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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