I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
