porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
Randomize
