just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
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He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
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I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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