Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
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I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
Why is your signature on my underwear?
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
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They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
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