Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
