AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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