If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
The sky will open, cue choir of angels: "oh! wow! Matt was right! Not only will I grow out my bush, but I'm going to date straight, available men!"
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
This is the high leading the old right now
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
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