It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
so i was sitting on this guys lap, and we were flirting and everything right..well his phone kept ringing, turns out it was his pregnant wife...she had gone into labor..
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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