Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
Randomize
