I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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