At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
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On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
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I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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