Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
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I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
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Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
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