Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
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It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
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Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
Randomize