I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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