Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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