real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
Randomize
