Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
Dude my date hates me, Im on a rooftop full of Turkish people, and Ricky Martin is blasting on the radio. I was wrong earlier when I said I have my shit together
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
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