you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
Just had a pleasant conversation with a mugger while he was taking off my shoes. Why can't I get along with people like this sober?
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
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