White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
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