it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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