That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
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deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
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Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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