One girl and one boy is just not enough.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
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Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
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Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
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