i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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