Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
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