Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
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Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
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FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
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