I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
