So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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