And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
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If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Dude, my ex girlfriend showed up, bought me a tequila shot, made out with me and then disappeared into the night. Then her current girlfriend saw, so she came over and slapped me and then I made out with her too
This was before halftime
I RUINED A LESBIAN RELATIONSHIP BEFORE HALFTIME
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
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And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
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